Text Chats

Wanna Chat with Me?


5 minutes:  $15
10 minutes: $30
15 minutes: $45
20 minutes: $60
30 minutes: $80

Note that you will have my full, undivided attention during our chat!

I now offer text chat sessions through Discord!  The process to set up a chat with me is simple.

  1. First, make sure you have an account on Discord.  If you don't have one, you can create an account for free here.  Once we have set a day and time for our chat, I'll need your Discord username to invite you into our private chat.
  2. Fill out this form, giving me a little information up front so we can better schedule a day/time for our chat.
  3. We will communicate back and forth to get a day/time set up, and then you will send payment either through PayPal ('Sending to a Friend' option only) or Venmo.  I will email regarding payment details once we have settled on the specifics of that chat.
  4. Show up for the chat session at the designated time!  I will send you an email reminder the day before!


Ready to schedule a chat?  Click the button below to fill in the basic info, and let's get started!

Frequently Asked Questions

Are your rates negotiable?

No.  I feel my chat rates for my undivided attention (quick responses) are reasonable, so please do not ask if I will do it for less.

Can I add more time during our chat?

Yes, but you will need to PayPal or Venmo the difference before the end of our chat.  I will exit the chat once the allotted time has been reached.

What if I pay for 15 minutes but only chat for 10?  Will I get a refund?

I do not offer refunds.  If you only chat 10 minutes but paid for 15, you will have a credit of 5 minutes for the next chat.

Can we chat now?

I stay relatively busy, so the chances of me being available immediately are slim.  However, if you have already asked me via email or Instagram and I've said okay, then it might be possible.  Otherwise, you will need to select days on the form that work for you (no sooner than 2 days from today).